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Talk about a super Sunday! Big L told Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 he is "a legend among men", that's my boy! I couldn't make it as I was looking after Little L but he was made up with the signed book. Thank you! Vince Southbank Centre Imagination Festival

COME GET SOME MOUSE PADS! Having recently found another stash of Duke Nukem 3D 1996 era mouse pads, of course we're gonna give some away! FIVE fortunate winners will each win a Duke 3D pad. One of those winners will also win an extra surprise, too! ENTER 👉 RT, Like & Follow

Twitter comes into its own at times like this #instagramdown #facebookdown #metadown

Me "I read it in Taylor Swift magazine" The prosecutor "Please show the court the exact publication"

Someone is blasting out the ‘ Imperial March ( Darth Vaders Theme) on loud speaker around Downing Street as the #Generalelection is being announced 😂😂😂

#Friends

- COME ON ENGLAND, DON’T F**K THIS UP! - i know, the euros are so exciting aren’t they. - i was talking about the nhs…

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As if Tommy Robinson has been arrested for being an illegal immigrant. Today is a good day

Gah I've got that Friday feeling like I had when I was young free and single but I'm old and tethered

New on the blog, why I believe the 11+ discriminates against less privileged children, and the local grammar school agrees theincidentalparent.com/family-life/11…

Vote Them Out

A new day in Westminster has dawned...

Possibly the most electric moment of my life. When the Killers livestream the Euros right before England win and they hit us with Mr Brightside.

He's the funny one. In case there's was any doubt

Protests? Asking questions? They’re throwing bricks mate. They’re looting shops and setting light to cars and beating up coppers. If this was eco-crusties throwing piss at a painting you’d be calling for them to throw away the key.

If the 1990s was today can you imagine the abuse? This is not about protecting women

My message to the right wing idiots ruining our country

Dear Oasis Your disabled fans are still waiting to hear how you intend to invite them to the private ballot as we had to call Wembley directly for accessible tickets so there is no record of us logging in to Ticketmaster. Do you have plans or do you just not give a fuck?