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i can't stop evil laughing lmfaoooooooo

anyone else JUST notice what a lovely evening it is? 😭😭

for anyone keeping track this is the 7th time golden boy couldn't make it to the dance...tua's only failed 5 times which makes him clearly superior 😗

thank you bills for exposing so many dummies in this cooked ass fan base... now if you'll excuse me i need to go inject these buffalo tears directly into my penis 😌💉

being dead ourselves still can't stop us from pissing on your grave 😚💅

when your head is shaved, the slightest fuzz or hair or whatever feels like a spider on your head, and you just get used to it... except i just grabbed a 'fuzz' off there and it was a god damn spider 😭

7 months and 8 days until the dolphins start their super bowl run

no fewer concussions, just recorded less 😂

S2E3 urkel buys laura a ring for $800 and when she refuses it, he guilts her into being sweet to him and ultimately sells it to carl for $1000.... this is really when the viewer should figure out steve's the main character 😂

FYI groundhog eve is when you're supposed to watch the movie, not tomorrow

every good sitcom has a camping episode

we better get going if we're gonna stay ahead of the weather 🌬️❄️

the rat will see his shadow but i see spring

groundhog saw his shadow and crashed through a table... six more decades of no trophies in buffalo

cleaned my work table off for the first time in like several years 😭

nick bosa trending... president cuntface made him secretary of having raisin balls and acting like a retard on TV probably

INSULTED at the mere suggestion of what every viewer has witnessed first hand... how dare you believe what you see!! simply PREPOSTEROUS i tell you!!!

people don't even have fun for its own sake on here anymore.... hard to tell if it's dolphins twitter or the dolphins themselves who are more thoroughly cooked at this point

i would rather teabag a pile of broken glass than listen to anyone's thoughts on the draft