Condoms stand no chance against him.

Good luck, mommy.

Safe days? There are no safe days.

She said YES! Well, I mean, she said NO many times, but after a few hours, and when she realized I took the condom off, she had no choice.

You'll become a mother when he decides that you're going to be a mother.

Come to the DMs! Let's go.

Where are his neighborhood mommies?

The morning after pill doesn't help against his seed. Not even condoms can withstand the sheer volume.

He loves taking his mother to the beach. She always says she needs a small break from dad.

Come mother, your son has a question!

He doesn't mind if the husband wants to watch his wife get impregnated.

He's a momma's boy. Just. . . Not quite in the sense a lot of people would think.

Any moms around?

She was worried that her pregnancy would be disturbed by him, and that her husband would notice the marks and the stench of potent cum. In the end, he was more than persuasive.

Safe day? Never heard of it.

Come, mothers! His arms are wide open.

Who's down for some family bonding?

Good morning, moms! How do you do on this fine day?

What are you ladies up to today? Come, let's talk, I am harmless!

Even pregnant women deserve a lady-like treatment!