one interesting thing is how many people think locksmiths are like a municipal service and then how mad they get at you when you aren’t

been starting my days by listening to My Shit’s Fucked Up by Warren Zevon, and I tell ya what it is not helping my moods

imo the greatest book on horror - from the director of the Woodlands Dark doc on Shudder! Buy it and read it.

i know there’s a lot of crazy stuff going on right now but WHY is it called Take 5 if the oil change takes TEN MINUTES????

Happy Dave Matthews Poop Bridge Day

Yet again I am asking who is Erin Waters and why does she get her own show? Every year? Why is it so loud?

Captain Kowalski has made you some delicious biscuits.

when I was younger I used to fantasize about being on MTV Cribs strictly so I could say “This is where the magic happens” and then open the door to an empty, white room with just an exhausted, malnourished magician chained to the floor

BUYSCOE

made a huge thing of caramel everything is gonna be fine

there’s a non-zero chance that AI will eventually learn to also find tech bros insufferable freaks with bad ideas and poisoned minds