At least pizza party to nahi kar rahe 👨‍🦯‍➡️

People who add cocaine to lassi always have the cow dung retort. This clown has nothing substantial to say and will always target people of UP, Bihar and Gujarat. Bhai, Punjab ko bacha le, yaa tu bhi Christian missionary ban gaya hai ek bori chawal ke liye. 👨‍🦯‍➡️

Ab to Covid ka bhi comeback ho gaya, par Rahul Gandhi ka comeback nahi ho paa raha. 👨‍🦯‍➡️

Pizza party on my plate 😌🫠

... Wo sardar raat din Bihar/UP walon ko gaali deta hai, Shri Guru Gobind Singh ji was born in Patna, Bihar🙏🙏 Aaj hote to us sardar ko khoob chhittar maarte. ,,

A father-son relationship is quite complex, as one isn’t able to convey the barrage of emotions everytime…✨

Not just Punjabi sons defended the nation, so get off that high horse of delirium. Your word salad is defining them as separatist, I just called them out for their hypocrisy. Stop smoking that black tar, it’s degrading your cranial power which is almost ZERO!

Kindly follow Dhruv Aggarwal 2.0, his previous account was suspended because of Paki insurgents. You all are in for a treat in terms of memes, quality food pics and relatable humor. ✨🙏

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Bhai, kya hi sample hai ye aurat…Vodafone ke kutte ki tarah peeche peeche ghoom rahi hai. 🦮

And do remember that “good” doesn’t necessarily mean “perfect”. Perfect is the unachievable goal which will cease your progress in its tracks. Strive for perfection, but learn to stop at “good enough”…✨

There are 12 Crore stray dogs in India, that’s 1 dog per 12 people, highest in the world. 36% of global rabies deaths are accounted for in India. 💀 Neutering and relocating strays is most certainly a high priority action item.

Since a few days, I was suffering from bouts of insomnia. With immense courage, I decided to watch ‘Sikandar’ on Netflix. 5 mins into the hammy acting and I was knocked out into deep sleep. Thank you Salman bhai, you’ve made a powerful medicine. 😴

Total Fertility Rate of India is below replenishment rate of 2.1. This means that India’s peak population would be 1.7 billion (170 Crores) in the year 2064 post which it begins declining. A declining old population has a direct correlation to economy, Japan is a good example.

New weekend, another Bond book ✨

Friday drinking session 🫠

A friend made me try ‘Sting’ for the very first time. I’m proud to say, he ain’t a friend any longer. How are kids guzzling down that spiked sugary cough syrup 🙆‍♂️

Kindly don’t be overwhelmed, as life is a paradox. In order to heal, we must get hurt. To love, we need to trust. And, to find peace, we need to embrace chaos. Never regret any experience of life, cause it’s meant to bring balance. There’s always light at the end of tunnel…✨

…her glance was lightning, her silence, the rain…✨❤️ Weekend write up

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