Can't wait for the Twisters sequel based in a post-apocalyptic America after a satanic cult summoned a Satanado that wiped out the population. A group of spiritual storm chasers must find an old version of the Bible that features a verse that will banish the tornado back to hell.

The last movie in the new Twisters trilogy is about detectives in a small town who find something in common between a series of tornadoes that hit their area - there's only 1 fatality each time they touch down. They must track a tornado serial killer down before he strikes again.

I made a music video for "washed" by Funeral Commercial. What do you think Twitter fam? Smash a like and retweet. youtu.be/wNdNcP-WAJE?si…

Ya'll ever have a thought on how sick your "estate sale" will be? It's probably a little early for me to be thinking about that. But I have so many rare VHS tapes and games. Whoever runs my estate sale will be judged in the afterlife based on the prices they put on my stuff.

A Country Western is coming to Kling Thing 10/25. You don't want to miss this gig. This will be a back porch banger

Should I be the dog from Daft Punk's "Da Funk" video for Halloween? Considering it...

Should I list my mint sealed VHS copy of The Goonies for $1000?

Kind of crazy to think about all the time you could spend creating art instead of consuming it

I just got goosebumps eating this duck dipped in mushroom sauce. The potatoes have an Indian curry flavor mixed in. One of the greatest thing I have ever had the pleasure of eating. This is the 1st time I have insisted in telling the waiter "please give compliments to the chef"

Ya'll better get ur butts to Kling Thing this Friday for a rootin' tootin' good time! A Country Western is coming through. They aren't a country band, but in fact, a ROCK band that writes some really good bangers. Come witness them and hear some new funeral commercial tracks

Can't stop thinking about what if someone farted in A Quiet Place

Had to hold my breath in the voting box because someone next to me farded or shidded

Today the movie "Idiocracy" feels like less like a satire and more like a prophecy

Do ya'll even like math rock? Tonight at Kling Thing

As Metallica once said "my lifestyle determines my fartstyle"

Bruh the wolves in American Primeval breaking into the cabin....that was silly, come on. That scene did not need to exist.