Just heard this boy in the airport talking about his girlfriend to his pals so if your names Carly and your boyfriends called Simon he says hes gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat

I always cut my 6 pack rings so they don't choke any dolphins. If I'm gonna choke a dolphin, it'll be with my bare hands.

1 Year since Joel Kilgallon nearly killed Jake 😂😂

Absolutely brilliant! billyjoesaunders dodged a big right hang from Lemieux and then looked out into the crowd to see where it landed! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SaundersLemieux

Lee Sharpe, Lee Sharpe x.com/shewolf1877/st…

Christopher Eubank Chris Eubank Jr you should hv done them 10 punches per second in that fight 😂😂😂😂😂 pair of wankers you to 🙊🙊🙊🙊

GEORGE GROVES WINS! 🥊 #GrovesEubank #bbcboxing

ok John Smith

Armed Robbers enter the bank - Boof “get fucking doon, get fuckin doon” “Awright mate can a get a 12 inch pepperoni passion” x.com/blazeynope/sta…

The big fat gipsy TYSON FURY would beat both on the same night fact ! 👑

Our new album Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino will be released on May 11th, 2018. Pre-order special edition vinyl & CD: smarturl.it/ArcticStore Further pre-order options: smarturl.it/TBHCOrder

We're pleased to announce our live dates in September 2018. Tickets go on sale at 9am on Friday 13th April. Support comes from The Lemon Twigs - for more information head to arcticmonkeys.com

“ consonant please Rachel “

Watch the video for our new single, Four Out Of Five: smarturl.it/FourOutOfFiveV…

Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that x.com/hinxminx/statu…