David Haye's rolls royce with the personalised plates is parked outside my hotel and now I'm worried I've accidentally become part of a celebrity throuple

You’re not a hufflepuff you’re just a 40 year old bottom. And that’s okay.

Unironically one of my favourite songs of all time.

if i were a buoy

I made my teenage sons watch Sliding Doors last night and they both cried out in horror at the reveal of this seminal 90s haircut.

When Eastenders gets it right, it gets it SO right. The Six storyline just gets better with time and tonight's episode was PHENOMENAL. Shout out to the six girlies who are all playing a blinder.

One of Reba McEntire's all-time hits is a ballad about a mother who sells her daughter into prostitution, what the fuck is y'all talking about?

This is literally what I did the first time they told me to take down the minutes without explaining what it is

I'm begging of him please don't take my man

Im so obsessed w how delusional she is honestly its aspirational

omg she really does

🚨 🚨 jk rowling has gone WOKE her dog has they them pronouns 🚨🚨

Can confirm the national lube shortage is reaching crisis levels. Been to two chemists and three supermarkets today and the closest thing I could find was a can of condensed milk.

Lovely pic of Rylan on Instagram today

Every time I see a picture like this I remember the true crime documentary I watched where the wrong person was killed by a hit man because all the houses looked the same and he took a left too early.

McDonalds’ CEO is paid $8,543.27 an hour.

Burger King’s CEO is paid $56,250 an hour.

Domino’s CEO is paid $4,875 an hour.

Throwing that out there before anyone starts complaining that $20 an hour is too high.

Happy Easter! ✝️

House full of Easter eggs when I have a doctor's appointment to see if I'm diabetic on Tuesday

I am currently helping my wife look for the Lindt chocolate bunny I ate on Thursday.