funniest draft dodging method just dropped

bro just invented anniversaries

this lady really can’t take a shit without letting the world know about it

I can count two bouquets in this picture.

She got her thinking cap on

Telling non catholics that this is how the Vatican reveals a new Pope.

Two nuns were bicycling down an old road in the city. One nun says, "I've never come this way before." The other replies, "It's the cobblestones."

With a name like that he was always going to end up singing at a VE Day concert.

British bloke uses American tech platform (that he pays for) to tell us that he doesn’t use businesses that are ‘foreign owned’ Genius

That man who cut down that Sycamore Gap tree looks like he's about to save Macauley Culkin from two pesky burglars

I was buying spicy Korean noodles at Sainsbury's a while back and the cashier said she'd been meaning to try them. I opened the five pack and said she could have one. She recoiled and said accepting a gift from a customer would get her fired.

This is mental 😂

Oh no they’re going to find out I wear really huge knickers

It took Brian five concerts and hundreds of pounds to realise Kylie Minogue's target audience is not straight men.

[Chris de Burgh voice]

Liam Óg Ó hAnnaidh aka #Kneecap’s Mo Chara has been charged in relation to displaying a Hezbollah linked flag at a London gig. Court date June 18. Thinking about the flags flying here in Belfast every day. This is going to get interesting…

Booty Luv TracyLuv

Louise threw the first brick at Stonewall when she nixed the lucrative Eternal reunion just so she could play at any Pride festival she wanted and release every gay man of a certain age's favourite album of 2025. 10/10 no skips, pop perfection.