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It’s finally getting warmer

Accents are funny ‘cause while I may sound like a “southern belle” I act like I put the T in trailer park trash

As any good bop I love me a sexy bikini, but lord finding a swimsuit that’s more coverage than a two strings and sweet n low packet is hard work

Yall don’t need flint mints when you got Cajun style pickled okra, stuff’s got me operating like a part time water spicket damn

You know I lived in Texas for just shy of a decade and I’d like the think it didn’t have much of an effect on me

Okay I’m wildin’ out you mean to tell me there’s people who DON’T close their blinds at night?! My Appalachian upbringing could NEVER

May the 4th be with you

Caught my line on myself today fishing and I guess you could say I’m a catch

I was raised extremely Christian, like so Christian that for years I had no idea that one of my favorite Christian rock songs was actually a cover of Pepper by the Butthole Surfers I STILL mix up the lyrics between the two

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Sometimes I feel like I’m worth nothing more than a piece of meat Which is why my sub sites are on sale - this piece of meat is on clearance baby

No matter how far I run I can’t escape what I truly am A damn redneck

I’m committed to sleep but my side chick insomnia keeps me up

Dang straight I don’t wear anything underneath my sundresses

Nothing toughens you up more than all leather seats and no ac in the summertime

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Can I leave this here? 📸 carianne

What are you even doing if metal music doesn’t make you horny

For this Father’s Day I’ll be putting all my daddy issues proudly on display

Imagine getting with the vampire only to get upset that it bites