*unmutes* “nothing from my side, thanks”

"they can't do much to me now anyway" 😂😂

I hate the internet these days. He was gesturing throwing his heart at the audience right after he said it. It's been clipped out of context and people are running wild.

A benefit of launching a popular service are the free pentests that come with it

They should find the same exact car and make her get into it on live video. If the woman doesn't fit, you must acquit.

POV your reaction when someone says RTFM after you asked how to hack your school on IRC

Outsider Snake Here

The American mind thinking this is complex

Did cyber work for a company who sold and serviced lifts. When I spoke to them they were going through some "change in business". Turns out that was an employee being killed during maintenance after being trapped and crushed.

This is the shit they had us doing in college. At home in the evenings I was learning c/++, pirating Borland Delphi to get ahead in class, and building PCs for friends. Good times.

Actual Neanderthals

So, like, do you have to know how to code to be a red teamer? Could save myself the effort of writing loaders and malware to evade EDR, or new C2 comms channels. In all seriousness, I know red reamers who don't code and are good at it. They have a team for that.

I was just in these places!! Damn it!

People will spend more on recovering the Airpod, rather than just buying new Airpods

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Where did this "alright Landlord" haircut come from?

"do less" is 🆁🅴🅰🅻🅻🆈 good malware design principle. >avoid shellcode >avoid arbitrary code execution >minimize C2 traffic >abuse legit features to just redirect packets >get signed by Microsoft

> Epstein writes down email and password > FBI finds it > Stores as evidence > Doesn't censor > Released > Nerds find Epstein password > No MFA > I wonder if anyone logged in? > Look inside