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Oh heavens… my great grandson and his “Northern Hunt”… If you’ve ever thought you were an embarrassment, just ask if you’re enough of a coward to let the mongols you’ve lost to take you alive

Dearest Travis, my brother in Christ I implore you to consider that your chief concubine just launched an album composed of songs bemoaning her previous men rather than dedicating her work to your glory and conquest of so many gridirons. You deserve better, sweet prince

I could use some crazy cougar energy in the concubine quarter of the palace

Worked for dad!!!

Happy pride month!

Happy Pride!

I resolutely stand behind Duke Biden of the Duchy of Mei and his decision to remain in power until his death, mental fitness be damned. Just remember, smallfolk of the world - dementia is fun when you’re the one experiencing it! #feudalism #ruleforlyfe #ridetillyoudie

Some might say he is a Yongle in the concubine quarters

My eunuchs have confirmed through their work that this attempt was a plot by the CONFUCIANS, who must be undercut, undermined, and put underground as soon as possible! SAD!!!

I hear the American people, and rest assured, you have a third choice in leadership. Come to Beijing Bring tribute Cleave to the Son of Heaven

That’s no democrat. That’s a Confucian. The temporarily deposed Duke Don of Mei needs to stamp out the Confucian threat, not only for his own sake, but for the sake of us all!

It has been 619 years since the first voyage of the Treasure Fleet succeeded

Bruh, get your chief concubine in line

Bro ain’t nothing compared to dad, but they did both kind of fall apart and do some wacky stuff in their final years! Happy 75th to the young current dynasty! 75 puts you in the top, like, 8 dynasties by length. Just 201 more years to go to catch up with my Ming!

As the Kingdom of Mei rises again under the divine leadership of Duke Don, we must strive to match it with our own resurgence! Make Great Ming Great Again!!!

Would love to do this in the Celestial Empire. The Confucians are just so stuck in their traditions for tax collection and corvee labor assignment. Power to the forward thinking Eunuchs, here and across the Pacific!

Unironically, this is dad’s story: Bandit on the run turned rebel leader turned Son of Heaven who purged the foreign invaders. A shame he won’t be able to rule for so long as dad did - the paranoia years are always the most fun, but maybe his age means he won’t need so long!

Very grateful that our celestial empire has never and will never have an opioid problem exacerbated by mass imports by foreign smugglers - because our people are just soooo pure and disciplined. No demand, no supply! Just say no!

FAKE NEWS! I’m literally using X right now sitting in the palace here in Beijing!