I was raised on the space coast and my mom went to years of therapy after seeing this happen live in person so I'm allowed to make this joke but anybody who laughed is going to hell sorry

guy who was name searching zendaya to defend her new movie and got caught in the crossfire of my challenger explosion joke

would anybody be mad if I posted my breasts tomorrow

guess I have a once in a generation mind

I'm fucking crying why does he look like he has a surgically attached second forehead

this movie fucking sucks and I didn't even see zendaya what are you guys on

did you guys know that there's a third Green brother whose special interest is cooking??

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wow like the movie

the amount of angry dms I'm receiving about this is only confirming my suspicions btw

peach! Teehee

too late I'm already drawing green stink lines and a curly mustache on you

kayleigh has had ENOUGH guys time to pack it up

hot girls had a high school guidance counselor who hated their guts for no reason

love hydroplaning actually idk why you guys freak out about it so much. I'm gliding down two lanes at once like weeeeee

I have evil pussy syndrome and YES it is terminal

my hot take is I think guys play up how much it get hurts to get hit in the balls because they don't want people thinking they're small

I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay