The idea of Victoria Beckham calling Brooklyn and Nicole “evil” for sitting the nanas on the top table at the wedding is actually very camp.

Anxious attachment thought process #TheTraitors

The Killers workshopping lyrics #TheTraitors

dumbest man you know aspires to be like him

that thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. it hits like crack

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

My favourite way of saying “we’re on it” or “we’ll take care of that for you” is the Dutch we zullen dat varkentje wel even wassen. It means “we will certainly get that piglet washed.”

Dear old people, waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.

I don’t believe there’s any reason to do burpees

big tesco

The psychological torture of just reading the most heinous shit about the useless billionaire class and then having to do my dumb little tasks. Cosmically exhausting.

boromir when he learns the plan is to take the One Ring and simply walk into Mordor:

Unless he’s moved into prison, I’m struggling to care.

Looks like shit, Earth number 1 #teamearth

When you're having a good times and someone your age says they just bought a house

At £125k a year rent what are .TfL imagining can be sold from that kiosk? Why is everything in this country now absolutely mental?

“Are you free for a quick call?”

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?