asserting dominance in work emails by saying "so sorry" "again deeply sorry" "untimeliness" "distracted" have fun not messing with my mental cathedral you have to wade through the mote of depreciation first sweetie

Ponchos are sneaky and they're back honey!

normal gossip is so rad

Full metal jacket the comedy

Ponchos and patches are BACK

I love a dramatic cry by the river

My entire instagram is now either memes, art, or select peoples life updates the resurgence of tumblr is taking hold

Overwhelmed by the sudden necessity to spit my bloody floss saliva into the king's mouth

oh to be a balding cat with a poopy butt

crackling candles kinda need to calm down and do a body scan or something

today is feeling quite chefs kiss on the tip of the fingers

Did you know: Style Edition? : When fast fashion isn't ripping off brands and small-scale designers, they simply russian roulette pause emily in paris and create a weeklong collection from the blurred fever dream! Most efficient using exploited contracted workers!

did 30 rock predict the rise of air fryers???

Normalize saying hi mommy!! and yes mom?? and what mommy?? to your therapist during sessions!