one time i ate alone and the waiter asked why nobody loved me lmfao

is this diplo’s burner

best part about having a cat is being able to summon it with the opening of a single can of tuna

how are you even meant to feel a shred of optimism about living in this society when you read the replies to this post

Alone has been out for a month thanks for all the love homies 🥹🙏🏼

not stefon diggs whipping out a bag of tusi 😭

if celebrating the suicide of a teenager doesn’t cause the people in these comments to look in the mirror and question if they’re the evil ones i fear there may be no coming back for us as a society

me at walmart self check-out:

“went home” buddy there are no homes left in Gaza

living in nashville is insane bc several times a day you’ll walk by one of the most beautiful women you’ve ever gazed upon and the man she’s hand-in-hand with looks like he eats crayons

my finest boy dinner yet

i love that no matter how “good” ai gets it somehow still can’t grasp the English language lmao

just drank a buzzball i’m about to respond to everyone’s story like they were specifically posted for me to see

uber passenger was trying to rizz me up and this woman decided to lead with “i just got an IUD yesterday”

happy pride month

white people aren’t making music like this anymore and that’s the problem

u aren’t depressed u just need to eat a chicken tender pub sub in the park