I want a boyfriend but what if my routine gets thrown off and I have to kill him

tht should be me…

there’s a war on sexy right now we gotta fight back

Everybody wanna touch my lady parts but nobody wanna send me $100,000,000,000 #KeepIt #FakeLove

My ass is too fat

Something about a perfect sunny day that makes me want to take my bikini top off

My brake pads would’ve popped off by how fast I would’ve stopped the whip lol

treat everyone with kindness not because they're nice but because you are

this is how it feels when i dont have a top on

If I recreate this, I’d break the internet.

And I don’t want the world to see me because I don’t think that they’d understand

“Ew why are they so big” I’m sorry. “Are those cantaloupes?” I’m sorry. “Why do they bounce like that” I’m sorry. “They are suffocating me” I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

my fav ozzy clip every cat owner knows this feeling rip legend

Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed