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This goal will forever be etched in NYR history—thank you breadman 🥖 💙❤️🤍

🏈 Super Bowl Winners by Country Since 2000 2000 – 🇺🇸 United States 2001 – 🇺🇸 United States 2002 – 🇺🇸 United States 2003 – 🇺🇸 United States 2004 – 🇺🇸 United States 2005 – 🇺🇸 United States 2006 – 🇺🇸 United States 2007 – 🇺🇸 United States 2008 – 🇺🇸 United States

My neighbor’s dog went missing I can find it, I told him Just give me access to your security cameras, garage code, smart fridge, computer, and phone The next day, I returned his dog safe and sound Now guess who “accidentally” left the back gate open and owns the global

How bout Dow?

PLAY FREEBIRD!!

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

CONSIDER THE BIRD FREED. 🦅🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

A GOLDEN GOAL FOR GOLD!

The perfect photo doesn’t exi—

Thank you coach, yore truly doing the work that President Franklin envisioned when he won the battle of Quebec single-handedly.

Something about a broke clock…but agreed. Libertarians 🤝 Socialists. No war with Iran.

WE OWN HOCKEY NOW! 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

What a photo. Jack Hughes gave it his all 👏❤️ (📸: Elsa/ Getty Images)

Asked Vincent Trocheck how proud he was at how well he and JT Miller played: “pretty fucking proud. We heard all the talk that maybe we shouldn’t be here.”

My entire timeline since America beat Canada this morning

Not a lot of people had more fun celebrating USA’s Gold Medal than these two mite hockey teams who paused their game to celebrate together