It just dawned on me that Pearl and I are the same age

Splatoon 3 will live in infamy for its godforsaken map design.

Too many fucking braindead weapons undeserving of wins

Oh my fucking God people. Don’t get off the fucking tower if we’re pushing overtime for fuck’s sake!!!!!!!!

OMFG. Just because I wanted to save a clip and pressed the wrong button my controller disconnected and cost me the match. And the game has the fucking audacity to penalize me 10 minutes. I wouldn’t have bought a 3rd party controller if Nintendo didn’t make such shitty ones. Fuck.

And we were making a comeback but no because I got greedy the game decides to slap me in the fucking face. Because fuck having fun, right?

I only bought a 3rd party controller because my pro controller’s drift was so bad. How about these big wig companies stop being so fucking greedy and actually make lasting controllers. We’re not dumb, we know about planned obsolescence

Book shopping: 1 Actually reading the books in my shelf: 0

Can Nintendo release the patch that deletes Respawn Punisher yet?

Only won 2 games in one hour. This game is fucking dogshit

On the bright side, every 100x I came across I surprisingly always won, in both S2 and S3 (never played 1). Probably just jinxed it but it’s whatever at this point.

Is there a scientific reason as to why BMW drivers never signal?

Honestly don’t know how team ninja swept (I was on it and lost so many matches) but hey I’ll take it

Why is everyone running around like headless chickens in the hallway today?

Today I learned that there are still good humans in this world.

First time I’ve been mistaken for Samoan

And the Big Man seasonal Splatfest win streak continues! #splatoon3 #Splatfest #FrostyFest

I’ve reached the point in life where putting on jeans feels like dressing up instead of down.

I know they say don’t judge a book by its cover, but I will especially judge its movie cover, and if it’s in Times New Roman, I just won’t wanna read it.

I never realized how bad New Jersey drivers were until I moved out.