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dawg hes the foul odor

2 tablespoons of day old yogurt will have you in great pain for 14-18 hours. this is a personal experience of mine, but not an original one.

Maga, post up some pics of your "1.98/gal" gas and your "eggs down 94%" as he keeps saying.

Just a reminder when we hit 500 followers I’ll be playing through all of kingdom hearts re: chain of memories so if you wanna watch me struggle in this game I’m 17 followers away 🫡

550 and he'll play KH 365/2 days

Day 1 of asking DBD to add literally any exploitative CEO as a killer

AWOOOOOOOOOO 🐺 (Romulus and Remus were NOT in this game) come watch me play before I finish mowing! Twitch.tv/theshianobi

I should not be paid to be AVAILABLE 40 hours a week. If I can finish ALL my work in 10 hours, I should be paid for 40 hours of work for working so efficiently. How is this such an obscure concept?

getting to see all this happen in real time instead of waiting for a newspaper to arrive makes this feel so much more dystopian. "i know bad things are happening, I just literally can't do anything as an individual"

my bad, y'all, i stopped doing ts in middle school. I did not mean to cause an oligarchy.

After my last tweet I feel like this is merited to preface. I'm playing Assassin's Creed II and absolutely decimating oligarchs. come watch me kill them (in game of course) PS. I'm sick so apologies Twitch.tv/theshianobi

I just saw a coworker watch another coworker walk up to him, and he says, "ooho, here comes trouble" I'm convinced this coworker is not real.

After further investigation, I have noticed i completed Assassin's Creed II achievements back in 2017, so I will be absolutely DESTROYING this game with wacky antics (I'm gonna stun lock targets)

We need to bring public shaming back.

Ezio has made his rounds with assassinations. Jacopo De Pazzi, Stefano Da Bagnone, the list goes on. Today, we see where Lorenzo needs us next, and maybe DaVinci will be there Stop by at 1:20pm/CDT for more aggravated assault (in game ofc) Twitch.tv/theshianobi

It begins!

I hate gym influencers when they do 3 reps per machine with a tripod. not because they're walking around with a tripod but because they aren't doing the workout, but they're trying to influence others to do the workout 😭 like whAt?

Ruined the school system because he wants stupid adults, considers purchasing Greenland non satirically, and I just watched a commercial about hating your 9-5 job AND your Uber (choice schedule job) and if you hated both you should go and work at a submarine company. we're cooked

my boss told me I should quit and be a realtor since I'd make home buying entertaining. I responded with, "What's entertaining about being told the house you want to buy was 1/5 of the price it was 50 years ago 😭" I just want to get paid for playing video games, man