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HAMMERTIME!

@imjustsomeguy1

Husband of @holly_guacamole.

Daddy of Zoe, Reese, & Flynn.

Not sure who he is or who he's not atm

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calendar_today20-12-2015 19:15:20

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The reason I chose the dog collar match as the stipulation for all my #LockdownTitle defenses is because I get guys like Marcus Ali Jr in there and get to beat the hell outta people with a steel chain & they can't get away. Don't interfere in my matches again, ok?

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The finals of the MAINSTREAM WRESTLING United States Gran Prix between 💎Cartier💎 & @THE_CMadison will be can't miss. Both of these stellar fighters have been bringing it and that's gonna be the case when they meet in the finals.

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First off, I never asked for your help, pal, so I don't owe you a goddamn thing. You get in line with everybody else and EARN your shot, like Dimararia did, and like I did. I had an open challenge issued for anyone to come and take the title. Heard not a peep from you then.

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Sometimes I am, and I own that. But I'm an honest asshole. At least I don't claim to be a paragon of virtue, you slimy little sycophant.

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OOC: I love Whose Line Is It Anyway? Any version, the old British one, the late 90's one, and the current one are all fantastic.

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docs.google.com/document/d/16o… #ooc Hoping to see if you all could spread this around. An idea I had that would like to see if anyone would have interest in.

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The promo where most are drifted away in a sea of love, one tries to write about a wrestling match, and the handler listens to too much jazz to kickstart her brain. ᴜɴɪ⍟ɴ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ @IndiRhyder unionbattleground.boards.net/thread/1096/sp…

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Somebody better clue Sellers & Thomchuk in on just who the hell I am and what the hell I'm capable of. On second thought, I'm gonna show them myself. Robert Fredricks better have the EMTs on ready.

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I will never make excuses for a loss. Julianna DiMaria you wrestled one hell of a match and you deserve to be World Champion. Congratulations. What's next for me? Going home to Holly Hammerstein-Anderson & the kids for a few days to rest. After that....who knows?

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// and with that, I have fulfilled all my full-time commitments. Just a couple of special shows, and I can ride off into the sunset.

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Oh, dang! Holly Hammerstein-Anderson is gonna kill me! She likes da muscley, long hairy, middle fingery me I turnt into. Hey, at least I won't be usin her hairbrush, leavin it fulla dat nasty, unnatural black/blonde combo.