Wouldnt worry too much about that speech, time to start packing Racquel...😎👋

Time for the annual rap on the knuckles and kick up the posterior by Clive and Harvey for Skooby and Co. A tad earlier than December this season, but needs must if we want to be successful. Just sort out the tactics and we will start finding the onion bag again.

Mrs H has been a busy bee this morning. Soup made from Squash, Garlic and onion all home grown produce from the allotment. Tastes absolutely 😊!! 😊

Kipper in a Bun!😋 Latimer's Seafood

When you're parked on your friends drive up in Chester le Street and their neighbour spots the Imps sticker on my rear car window. He then says "I was Adam Reach's Junior Team Football coach up here!! - Great lad!!"😍 Lincoln City FC 🇺🇦 #AdamReach #PaulGardner

Great couple of days away, staying with good friends up North. Plenty of drinking, eating and walking plus planning next summers road trip to 🇫🇷

Oh yes!! Chickenpox lotion!!😁

Our very first house in 1981 had a Kashmir Brown bathroom suite. We moved house in 1984 to a Pampas Green Suite! Moved again in 1988 to a Germolene coloured suite!!🤦‍♂️😅 Thank goodness White is 👑 nowadays!!😂

Shocking!!🔴⚪️

🍷🍷Pre Sunday roast 😊

Brilliant to see a "proper MP" on BBC Question Time tonight in Kenneth Clarke!!👏👏

#ImACeleb Classic line on the first night "They're biting my t*ts!! #KellyBrook 😂😂

Career in jeopardy for this man. ACL Reconstruction surgery.

What to do on a cold November morning...🤔 I know, start booking next summers France Road Trip!! First ferry and first campsite booked!! 🇫🇷🚢🚗🌞🏕️🍷🍻 #PompeytoCaen #Dordogne

Just done my last report for BBC 5 Live Sport ending 51 yrs at the Beeb & 44 in the Sports Dept. My decision. Will remain on this platform, fulminating & eulogising in equal measure. Thanks for listening & ( usually) the supportive feedback.

Welcome to the Daily Sport, Telegraph people!!🥸 Owner of the Daily Mail strikes £500 million deal to buy The Daily Telegraph mol.im/a/15315951 via dailym.ai/android