It's weird to think that Dan Akroyd has been in five Ghostbusters movies, and has appeared as a Ghostbuster in five movies, but one of those movies isn't a Ghostbusters movie.

I would say there's something off about an ice cream truck driving around in 40°f weather but someone just waved them down and now there's a line of people getting stuff

Seeing the responses for the bridge collapse repeating, not retweeting, but repeating word for word the same blurb and pictures over and over makes me think we move closer to the dead internet theory every day

#AprilFoolDay is a great opportunity to test media literacy and it's not looking good for a lot of folks #AprilFoolsDay2024

#MonkeyManMovie and #Immaculate in the same weekend. Two movies with two wildly different vibes and I have consumed way too much popcorn

this my friend who looked at the eclipse without glasses

Neat

I woke up without super powers. That #Eclipse was bullshit

I was afraid to touch the illustrations as a kid

Really wish my doctor hadn't told me my blood sugar and cholesterol were great. I eat like a particularly erudite eight year old on a good day and news like that won't change things

Is it #dadrock if only one of us is a dad?

I'm doing a play through of #Fallout4 and I'm struck with the odd realization that I don't want to go to Malden normally, let alone when I'm trying to enjoy myself

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.

Question about honorifics: which comes first in a sentence, President or Convicted Felon?

I really enjoy the current system we have for concert tickets where I have to know a code and be there ten minutes before the sale starts then pay 30% in 'fees' otherwise I'm stuck paying at least double from 'resellers' whom I hope all inexplicably get struck by a Fed Ex truck

Whelp, that settles it: I'm not voting for Hunter Biden in the upcoming election

We are in such a dumb fucking time line

Hulu needs to keep throwing money at Jared Keeso #shoresy

We are thrilled to announce that our new album Like That, But Louder will be released on July 12th. More details to come over the next two weeks. We really can't wait for you all to hear this!

We did a thing. It sounds great and you should take a listen