I’m saying this here because I’m scared to say it anywhere else. Does anyone else want to date a midget atleast once before you die? Like just to give it a go. Maybe go on a few dates? Who knows. Lmk.

I’m in an Uber and he is literally 90 and going 25 in a 45, i feel too bad to say something too :/ damn. #pisces

Rode around aimlessly in a limo all day lol

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning, I want you back.

Just your daily reminder that girls find out everything.

My dad told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 10. Well jokes on him because I’m at the mall rn and guess whose effing here.

If you didn’t listen to the spirit soundtrack. You aren’t my type.

Y’all need to see this video collage of all the crazy things my Physics Professor did this semester😭. He’s in his 70s and is still doing all of this for us🥺💛

Star Wars is boring.

I can’t argue with this

Stop snap chatting me black screens with a weird letter S that you drew. I don’t know what to do. Lol

I hate bowling.

Don’t attack me but sorriority girls calling other girls their “bigs” or “littles” makes me want to throw up.

I suck but I love Jesus

Follow me on byte :) The new vine

I am the tiktok Shane Dawson.

I’ve never met a girl that can legit stay in a bathroom for 2+ hours before...wow

I hear people talk about breaking generational curses in families like drug use, sexual abuse and alcoholism...but what about gossip? Gossip can drive families apart quicker than any drug can. I want to be the first to raise my children to hate talking behind people’s backs 👏

Life is too short to deal with people that constantly hang up on you.