My nephew took my niece’s iPad to call me and they were fighting for it back and all i heard her say was “I DO NOT HAVE A ROBLOX BOYFRIEND”

you know how to ball i know aristotle

Getting to tell my daughter when she woke up that The Tortured Poets Department is a double album >>>>>

I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOWNING BUT ??? WE WERE RIGHT ??? WHAT???

EXCUSE ME

Did this one too many times and now I’m under strict doctors orders to not consume caffeine

I can’t believe Saucy Shrimp just BURNED DOWN like that

I wish I was like talented and creative enough to live off of TikTok or some shit like that

Long weekends just remind me of how boring that 8-5 life is

Assdfghh I wanna quit my job and just travel full time :///

TYLER JOSEPH GIVES BIRTH TO HIS SON THEN TWEETS ABOUT JOSHLER?

lol Morgan Wallen got arrested yesterday at the bar we were at on Saturday

And also I met Ela!?!? And I gave her the crocheted star I made in album colors and she was just fidgeting with it and staring at it like she loved it

And she also loved my RKS jacket I made

Actually a surreal experience. I’m so lucky to have been invited

I was personally invited to a Rainbow Kitten Surprise listening party for the new album coming out in May. And yall, it is AMAZING! Literally such a fantastic album. So many genres explored. There’s something for everyone on that album everyone is going to LOVE IT

I CAN TELL MY SECRET NOW

I had the BIGGEST crush on this man