Are they out of people?

Tim Robinson has resting whoops-I-just-shart-my-pants-but-I’m-not-gonna-do-anything-about-it face

When does Tim Robinson host SNL?

“Now we’re stuck, fuckin… pursuin our dreams and shit.”

when you drive by a Sherman Williams that needs a paint job

that feeling when you help your mom solve an email issue from far away

AT&T should call their guarantee their guarantee&T AT&T

An argument for 67: 1: winning 2: the best 3: a charm 4: square 7: religion 13: luck 16: drive 21: drink Add them up you get 67, which itself then becomes a numerical tribute to other time-tested numerical tributes.

Y’all remember Twitter?

Do any smartphones have receptors in the screen that can track changes in light? If so, the phone or other apps could track the shadow of your finger hovering over a button even if it’s not tapped. #iOS #android

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giving up church for Lent

I can’t believe paper straws killed democracy

can’t spell AI Cream without America

played a new basketball game today 🏀 I won with an H-O-R my friend lost with H-O-R-M-U-Z