16 people in the room and 15 don’t believe in you.

Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars’ “Die with a Smile” spends a 45th week in the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 this week. It breaks its tie with “Stay” and becomes the sole collaboration with the most weeks in the Top 10 and the sole song with the 4th-most weeks on the Top 10.

wrong. nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Tag the contractor who installed that chandelier

Sword fights and gooch gliding >

Cool. I don’t care. Buy yourself something nice. My treat, baby.

we fucked in my mind today, btw.

The cousin that doesn't show up anymore

Overly religious people are a red flag. I said what I said.

Then don’t get mad when we get to the bedroom after 3 dates and I tell you I’m a side

Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.

bottom.

There’s no continent called America. Open the schools

Me when my friend can’t remember who sings So What:

Except they would and put Gaga in the best pop categories.

Simple geography beating yall.

Tired of seeing my type everyday and not being able to have them.

Fueling capitalism and corporate giants what’s new about this government

Ain't a dick long enough or an ass fat enough to distract me from a nigga having a brick for a face