For some reason I’m still waiting for Caitlyn Jenner to be like jk

this is true

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

Wish it was socially acceptable to chuck people’s phones into the nearest body of water who should not be allowed on the internet

14 days to find someone worthy of this masterpiece…

I hear stories of other people and wonder…. Should I be more crazy? Am I not crazy enough? Maybe my chillness isn’t as rewarding as I thought lol

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

The cost to be a decent person is $0

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture

all men are liars, just pick the tall one & move on

I’m sorry but 4x4xu is not a good song :/

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My favorite thing about sending new music to friends is when they text me back a year later with the same artist and ask if I’ve ever heard of this guy.

I’d fucking die

Absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.

CHARLIE KIRK SHOULD NOT DIE FOR HAVING A PEACEFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREES WITH

It hit me today, this generation would have crucified Christ.

You guys were just mad about JEANS a couple weeks ago but are perfectly content watching a man get assassinated? Tell me you're mentally ill without telling me you're mentally ill.