Okay what if i had one eye

Sitting at a bar, leaning in, elbows up on the table, one hand on my cheek, legs are crossed, body titled, laughing >>>>

Little drink at the airport with all the #divorcées ya i’m well traveled

Sometimes in life you relapse on mango ice vape in fucking Maine (???)

I’m at this guys house and he’s blasting SOPHIE before noon

They don’t make gay guys like this anymore

Either i post more selfies on here or i watch fucking Modern Family on the plane home right now

It would be really nice if someone would hold my hand and walk me downtown

nize ur beak fam

Be honest, u walk into my apartment and see this… are u staying or leaving

Just dm’d an ex who’s looking for an apartment to see if he wants my other ex’s old apartment and he does, #no #personal #gain

do u care?

I can’t wait to get back to my family

I’d love to watch a movie tn and feel everything the movie wants me to feel

Tb to the day I picked up my fb marketplace deer hoof and the seller wasted 30 mins of my life trying to pitch me a dinosaur egg

On the third date u should be swapping diaries and reading them out loud to each other

We look so good together