TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

when the war against AI starts and I have to kill spotify DJ

so we LIKE rpf now????? y'all couldn't like rpf when i posted malum art????????? and got a bajillion pqrts????????

Goat cheeeeeeese so gooooood I love goat cheeeeeeeeeese

They call me the Bostonian pervert

Ashton Irwin is genuinely an 80’s rockstar trapped in a 32 year old man’s body

As another fellow indigenous person (mashpee wampanoag) I am obligated to remind everyone of this and would humbly request $1 as an apology.

Oomf stole the bit where I tell non indigenous people to give me a dollar on thanksgiving

Ashton says happy thanksgiving. He is thankful for carrots and boobs. And his friends

AWSTEN KNIGHT *BREAKS THROUGH WINDOW CRYING* TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM EAT! ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ ʷᵉ ᵉᵃᵗᵎ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᶦˡᵍʳᶦᵐ ᵐᵉᵃᵗᵎ

The Wampanoag tribe joined the settlers today for the first Thanksgiving. Shout out mashpee wampanoag tribe. That meeeeee :3

Cracking her open like the first beer of the night about to get plastered by noon. And by plastered..heh.. well..

HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂

Tweakin off da Bobby

Don’t ask me the color of anything

I never understood vegans saying like “don’t eat meat” but never question other animals that eat meat like bears or wolves. Are we not just like every other omnivore?

Thinking about the Lashton shoulder kisses.

When you lowkey an 80s punk rocker but your boyfriend is a bubblegum pop princess 👀👀👀 (Ashton in my record shop au. *gets ran over by a car*)

ok I’m warming up to Michael Clifford. U aight white boy