in class and all i can think about is how patrick wisdom used to smack some baseballs

bunnies aren’t cutting it anymore. might have to venture down the #chocolateroad

i wonder how often spartans tore their acl if ever

for what the horse considers play, the monkey considers business #rokonana

how do we feel abt it Henry Gurth Snacks

anybody know why sgrotum stayed and didn’t hit the yortal

#shrink the fuck out of anybody over the age of 30 making 6 7 jokes at the thanksgiving table

give it to manning! kid just runs the ball the right way #whyd3

harry genth reminds me a little bit of keston hiura in the best way

heard sellers is headed to old allentown, pa to join coach milne. i think he might just give the mules the edge against the blue jays! #firebeamer

why wasn’t malachi duka ever able to put it together?

hi Sigma ligma chi. haven’t heard much from u just checking in

who’s an mlb player like jalen hurts. just bad enough to say he sucks but just good enough to say he’s kinda good

riley leonard let’s rock ! Ole Chaps 2Times

when u faded and get put in a serious situation

the fact that people still do cold plunges for longer than a minute is just fucking ridiculous

i’d rather play d3 football than fcs in the northeast

Beamer and sellers to umich for cash considerations Timothy “Markdown” Walker

20 penalties, 2 missed 2pt attempts, 4th&14 w a minute left and no timeouts. W thoooooooo Rufus Snell

Novas receivers don’t play with any hunger. Give me Jerrel with 2 misdemeanors and 3 baby mommas over these sherms