Getting my own car would make me the happiest girl

I’ve never really understood it so school me. Why don’t people just put that money away in a fixed savings account instead of paying for insurance?

Especially knowing that if anything happens to your car you’d need to make sure you tick all the boxes to qualify

Boy math is having a beautiful girl next to you but still looking at other girls

I’m sorry but why are y’all drinking if you don’t want to😭?

Men will look like this and still have the audacity to cheat

It's between this and 'Tsotsi' for me

don’t listen to me y’all…

My man dick so good, I wish y'all could feel if but ion want y'all to feel it either but I promise it's so good😭

Had a meeting with my boss yesterday and he looked at a stylist and went:'your hair is dirty, there's enough oil on that hair to fry an egg' and then looked at the receptionist and went 'your haircut looks like something from 15 years ago' 😭

If I conceive on the 14th, can I go into induced labour if the baby doesn't come out right on my birthday?

Town isn't that bad

I don't understand how y'all suck dick in the club. Like y'all meet strangers and put their tollies in your mouths??? Just like that??

Hate it

My man made this song about me after a few weeks of us talking and I still love it🥹 anyway distrokid.com/hyperfollow/st…

Why does breakfast at restaurants end at 11:00 but morning ends at 11:59?

Because how can we be recovering from a hangover in church?