You’re not going to believe this but the kid Stella and Ramon split from is the next story. It’s the “I don’t read books” guy. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person. Holy shit I’ve never seen a creepier ghoul. Run you idiot

RIP books guy. He just got resorbed into ghoul lady. That is what I’ll dream about tonight

Hank and Stella, heartfelt convo about mom leaving. And now racist cop is demanding answers. This movie is all over the place

Wait, wait. Ramon is a draft dodger? He’s 15, max. He can’t be 18, this is nuts. Madness. At least they are tying the random politics stuff into the plot.

Ramon: two months ago they shipped my brother back from Vietnam. In pieces. If the book reads me, I’m afraid of what it’s gonna say.

Racist cop is our next story. And the power is out. Yikes

In case anyone is wondering about the tweet frequency it’s because I don’t have to look at the screen while I’m tweeting

Wait the story is Ramon’s! And Stella looks heartbroken. HOLY SHIT a decapitated head just spoke and it was so campy. It’s merging into a body as a type

Lol this messy bitch ghoul is screaming COWARD! COWARD! At the draft dodger. #sticktoscares

And now Ramon and Stella have split up to go to different side quests. Stick. To. Gether.

unnecessary jump scare count: 5

Climax incoming. Stella’s at the house saying we know you’re innocent and now she’s transported to the house as it was back in time and Ramon has the book and Stella is the next story but messy ghoul is coming for Ramon. Gonna take a tweet break this shit bananas

Uhh this is wild. Legit great storytelling

Now it’s time YOU heard a story, Sarah: you were a victim, now you’re a monster. Lol got her. Stella

This ending is going to shock you: Stella saved the day

Ramon joined the army after all. He was a coward. He went to the war #thethingstheycarried

Wait lol they are trying to set up a sequel. Spider girl and Stella are going to use the book to try to bring their friends back. Brutal ending. Should’ve stuck with the Stella = Sarah bit they ALMOST went with. Damn

And with that, my punishment ends. All in all I’m proud of what I’ve done here. Byeeeeee

This is all I want out of evolution cup