All quiet on the Alt Right front in Ireland today. Back in your box.

I just received a package from Sean Phillips which contained a lovely surprise, he's like hardboiled crime Santa! Thank You!

The first episode of Watchmen is good, contains a Nash Bridges musical number and feels like I dreamt it. Cool.

I am seriously considering buying the soundtrack to a Watchmen sequel on vinyl because the artwork is in fiction. I'm either already dead or this is a mid life crisis.

What was the the name of the video rental place that was on Park Street near Vicars back in days of yore? I just found the copy of Ichi the Killer that I bought there are great expense and remembered the intense smell of cleaning products that always emenated from it.

Lads I'm reasonably drunk, there's a good Watchmen and Greg Dulli hasn't been cancelled yet so I've decided we should be cheerful.

I was briefly affronted by some Spiderman 2 opinions on here then I remembered that I'm old and not required to care anymore.

I just turned on the TV to hear Leo Varadkar quoting Terminator

Dundalk lads roaring about the escalator in The Old Shopping Centre as a form of anti-protest has vastly improved my mood.

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Hamchild.

This weather needs to piss off now. The kids are back in school and I've already started listening to maudlin music. I should be cold.

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Hurricane Ophelia set to cause untold numbers of Tuesday hangovers

TV ads for fragrances are some sort of punishment.

There's a Watchmen sequel. Why is there a Watchmen sequel? What?

I just had my first chicken fillet roll in ages and I was reminded of the chicken/wedges/curry sauce monstrosity referred to as "Heart Attack Special" that Niall McCann @Colin_Francis Michael McDonnell and I used to eat on a near daily basis. Wild Youth.

I usually come here for updates on the world's gradual descent into lunacy but today I've come to share the fact that my two year old daughter has started calling the dock for my Nintendo Switch "Mario's House" and it's adorable.

I like to listen to Podcasts where people discuss Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers as a subversive masterpiece and pretend that I was in on the joke when I was 14. I wasn't but it makes me feel superior, which is nice.

Me: I set the trimmer wrong and had to shave off my beard. My two year old daughter: Daddy, I don't like your face.