me being back on this application after a six year hiatus is a recession indicator

ill take care of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Coke zero is an indica and diet coke is a sativa

“Your son’s favourite colour is 5” is I sentence I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to stop thinking about

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

SEEING THE WORLD FINALLY WAKE UP TO HER MEDIOCRITY

“the life of a showgirl” but scolding someone for doing coke……. ok

This bridge is so big it looks big

just realizing Taylor dropped on their anniversary……

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

I was asleep the whole plane ride and missed out on my complimentary biscoff cookie and apple juice

4+ career defining performance and she wasn't even 20 yet... let that sink in

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.