the plan is to read a crap ton of books in ur 20s and reread the best five to ten for the rest of ur lives

on second thought, u should be umapyoimaxxing and let agnes tachyon ruin ur life

u could just drink for absolutely no reason (in moderation!)

watched a cute n funny VRchat video and now half my youtube recommendations are female voice training tutorials. wat da frick

looking into dimension traveling technology to escape this baka ass world

looking for a decent japanese mahjong client be like

work tip! the more u bitch about ur task, the less anyone would wanna lend u a hand. like stfu and do ur job! leave the negativity at home and save ur fking rant for x or something. sheesh!

drop ur silly 600 elo chess games and pivot to riichi mahjong!

bro ain't lying, invest now! he gifted me prem despite being millions in debt. think about the shareholder value when o̶b̶s̶e̶l̶i̶t̶e̶ junior inevitably turns a profit!

brrrrrrr bocchi gang bocchi gang bocchi gang bocchi gang bocchi gang bocchi gang bocchi gang bocchi gang

i deserve a billion likes today 🥳

i don't have trouble sleeping because i wake up tired everyday and any time feels like bedtime for me

deescalating all log fatals to log errors so no one wakes me up at 3 in the morning 😌💤

shoutout to my landlord who hasn't raised the rent for over five years, and even gave me a covid discount for six months during its peak the world needs more people like my landlord 🥹

how tim cook be doing his walk out on the iphone event next month

there are the unstable geniuses and the stable retards, and then there's us, the unstable retards

devops is reinforcing a higher unit test coverage for our code and now all the util classes i've written have come back to bite me in the ass oh my goodness

the year is 2037. linux phones now restrict sideloading of unregistered apps

aren't we supposed to be making oil drilling and coal mining automations to replace workers in hazardous conditions with ai, instead of, I dunno, TRYING TO ELIMINATE OTHER DEVS??

people trying to mix science with religion has gotta be some of the scariest mfkers around, dangerous even