The bible is a collection of books that range from different genres such as law, history, poetry, wisdom literature, apocalyptic literature and letters with church instructions. Please at least learn the basics before showing your blatant ignorance on this topic.

The whole world can relate 😭👌🏻🔥

Can’t find the original take, but Devil Went Down to Georgia is the most American folk song ever. Any other culture it would be a morality play about the dangers of hubris and temptation. But in America, Johnny just kicks the devil’s ass because he’s him.

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

you cant be talking like that White Pharoah

im a wiz with the hacky sack

im a single issue voter. what are we going to do about the viet cong

chilling in the crib with my homie Obama reminiscing on our days in Kenya

You should never gossip or bad mouth your spouse to anyone

An orangutan babysits tiger cubs after learning to feed them by watching his human caretakers.

A Support class who actually carries an LMG and supplies ammo and an Assault class who actually carries the damn defib are an unstoppable fire team. I miss the days of hard fought objective gameplay where my friends and I are down to the last belt, shot up and miserable,

"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious..."

im alaska sober, which means i just drink alcohol. no meth, no heroin, nothing like that

there's a book club and a pool league at the tavern i work at right now and they can all hear my thoughts and theyre all after me

my dad gives a lot of money to charity the stripper

(seeing any chinese guy) he just like me fr

peter piper pick a peppa pig ol peckers

do i see the vision? no. and i hate it too