Dear smug jackwagon who chastised "the yankee reporters" for mispronouncing "Dekalb" county, it is not pronounced Al-bane-ee. It is pronounced "awl-BINNY."

Me visiting the nutritionist in two weeks.

As bad as it gets? As a State fan, it was embarrassing and deserves to be punished. But did we forget one program covered up repeated child rapes? When one covered up domestic abuse from a coach? Both programs won conference titles soon after. What the hell, Kirk Herbstreit?!

Guy on SuperTalk Mississippi telling listeners that rhetoric about a coup is just stupid. That was about 20 seconds before I got the alert that the Capitol was being stormed.

Thank God the sane people are in charge now.

"Only approved speech can now be published." Yes, Josh Hawley , that's exactly how a private publisher like Simon & Schuster operates. They're not a government entity. How do call yourself a Constitutional lawyer when you literally don't understand the very first amendment?

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the medallion presentation ceremony on Yavin

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

I'll straight up eat peas while wearin' a beanie and beans while wearin' a peacoat I really don't give a shit anymore.

Likelihood that #Schroeder strictly uses MyPillow at his house?

Ba-da-da--da-da....I just got shot!

Never mind the branches, dude! You got a cop and a UFO chasing you. Hang-Lows, PoPo, or UFO: any way you look at it…..you are screwed!

Just now reading Shad White's twitter blast in response to Anna Wolfe's reporting.

spent most of the day trying to get in touch with an Xfinity live agent to figure out when my father, who has advanced dementia, will get his cable back after a 3-week long outage and why hasn't he received a credit. Is this how you treat the elderly and infirmed? #xfinityoutage

Murdaugh asked cop on scene if Paul & Maggie were dead. If he wasn't sure, why on the 911 call do you never hear him say anything to them? You would hear me screaming at my wife and son, "Can you hear me? Say something! Who did this to you?!" #MurdaughTrial

why does Sarah Huckabee Sanders sound like Matthew McConaughey giving a eulogy while on xanax? She sounded like someone counting backwards when going under anesthesia and hitting the number 7. Almost expected to hear "...in the arms of the angels" start playing in the background.

Murdaugh Defense Lawyer: On that particular night, how long were you at your mom's house? Murdaugh: We call it the breakfast room but we eat there all the time. And Bubba was proud of his chicken. #MurdaughFamily

You posted this on the same day you announced on Twitter that you signed into legislation the naming of the state’s official gemstone. I think your vision needs corrective surgery.

Day 1 (Bear Grylls): This is going to be an incredible few weeks. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!! Day 3 (Bear Grylls and after hundreds of scouts experience heat stroke at the event): If you have to...I can show you how to drink your own urine!!! #WorldScoutJamboree2023

When is someone gonna break the news to Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 that her home planet has unfortunately experienced a catastrophic event. #thoughtsandprayers #KryptonLivesMatter