Hanīf I think ww should keep evil and neutral Neutral got the funniest tweets out of yall 3 ngl

Several adults forcibly live in my roof

Hanif is not a man, but a phenomenon a tempest in the collective psyche of Twitter. No philosopher has yet reasoned him, no mathematician has measured his reach. the unclassifiable an enigma disguised as a name.

Sometimes I post hate comments under my Tweets using an alt account and then check the likes to see who my allies are.

Sry but can we pls interrupt our aqeedah debate thread? Its 1pm and my mother said I need to get ready for bed so I can be ready for the mailman's dog tomorrow

While you solve a problem, I create 2 more problems for you to solve. You will be the biggest change for the world soon.

The abled guy watching me park my wheelchair in the last handicapped spot

My TL today

Just for Clarification I don't endorse any of the Hanif accounts that aren't Hanīf and Evil Hanīf They're really weird

Imitation is the worst form of flattery and mediocrity breeds through it

I gain aura for laughing at the funeral but you lose aura for not showing emotions. Real sigma males cry whenever they're slightly sad.

A pedophile is someone who pedos pedophiles. I won't say more.

The small cat does always concerns himself with inferior gimmick accounts by exposing their mediocrity

I need new fans, all the old ones went back to the real deal

A man's hair is his bald spot

I only support women not driving when I'm not sitting next to her, I will unleash my homicidal motives otherwise

Every Egyptian queen needs a tall king to abuse

Every sigma male always eats his wife's flesh

The sigma stops Balding at 23

Our wedding and funeral will be on different days. I want everyone to have double the food.