Shout out to my friends who still invite me to places even tho there’s a 95% chance I might not come.

You must’ve been born yesterday

I like this kid.

I’ll do the dash down this street with the windows down

Helluva Glow Up

I get a lot of free shit.

Lmaooooo They must’ve been bored at work.

If I lived somewhere like this, I’d walk around naked.

You gotta (KYP) know your personnel when communicating with folks. Especially at the workplace.

There’s value in having a person who just wants to spend quality time with you.

Intelligence + Mysterious = +200 in Attractiveness.

Just because you pets, that don’t mean you have to smell like them.

The Jaw Breakers from Ed, Edd and Eddy was crack.

I just sneezed and my shoulders started hurting…what that mean?

Someone shouted “we’ll fix that tomorrow”

Lady in the back body shape is 🔥

Ayooo I laughed so hard 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

3 x 15

Doing so because you can >>>>>>