internally screamed gyatt looking at a police woman baddie today

just a little reminder that “people wont remember, just do it” is utter bullshit and you’ll be mad fun of for the rest of your life with the kind of choices you made back then.

off fucking course you will never fail to disappoint me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

man i can’t be this mysterious baddie in the economy 😔

what’s think kind of flirting coming from a 27 y/o man? 😭

ew

best desert ever, cow gave birth in our village so they sent us the milk and my mom made it. what do u call this in your language? in kannada we call it “ginna”

man i want a second season of DEBRIS get it back!!!!!!

i hate how everything is going wrong with lily phillips’ face

this account is to rant about those dumbasses who can’t figure i subtweeted about them as well as those who aren’t on twitter obviously

i think im not “mature and understanding genz” enough to deal if my future kid is a fat fuck and expects me to sponsor all his/her fast food knowing too well what’s gonna happen later and keep asking for more without any remorse he/she is dead to me idc if you call me crazy

my nana was telling me how back in the day when he didn’t know english he would always pronounce national as na-tio-naal and everyone in the house couldn’t stop laughing like crazy

no me almost seeing crumbs of the ceiling pieces falling that is attached to my punching bag while i practice my front kicks 😭😭😭😭 im definitely making my way out of my house if this keeps on going istg

god i kinda am blushing so bad

man i miss jiggling and squishing my nani’s arms

is it okay to marry someone your best friend dont like? like is it chill? or she will not be considered a girlie’s girl because of that?

its all my fucking fault

my toxic trait is ill keep sending reels proving my point after disagreeing with your stupid opinion and manipulate you into believing mine

maut ajaye bhagwan lekin yeh period cramps na aaye

cream cheese ki mkc i have been vomiting subah se because of your dumbass