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even lizards need a haircut sometimes for example iggy needs a haircut

candyland

babies deserve cigarettes

i don't have many long term goals but i have decided that someday i will steal a guitar from a nazi

economy? in THIS zeitgeist???

i think an excellent name for a pet is 'SQL injection'

ah yes the two genders (ah and yes)

archi p e l a g o

cool bodegas give cigarettes to babies for free

"you wouldn't give a cigarette to a baby" yes i would

by 2030 we must get to net zero gender emissions

bird sounds

Spotted on the subway:

The Onion has a chance to do the funniest thing ever x.com/cnnbrk/status/…

there's a horse in this house

This is how the Gestapo will come for you, wearing hoodies and casually ganging up on a lone woman in the street.

5:30pm in Harlem ICE abducts someone and a man intervenes Be like this man. Intervene. Resist. Yell and make a scene. Record. Whatever you can do that slows them down, inspires others, and makes them hesitate to escalate. Esp if you're a white citizen

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The anarchists came to my parents house and built my dad a ramp after his stroke for free and refused payment I hope more anarchists come to the neighbourhood