Not too late for skelly to buy an e scooter and go phone snatching in central london

You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.

As we start the week, may it end soon. 🙏🏽🤍

I want to cry but schedule is tight tight.

Kama umebaki na salary ya March heri wewe. That long weekend bad decisions were made

Watermelons taste like they don’t believe in themselves

"not RUTO for sure mehn"

Yep, still works.

Everything is alot

Sometimes I turn to God, other times, I turn to vodka. Either way, I’m guided by the spirit.

my spark comes back as soon as money enters my account fr 😭😭

why are rats always running... i have never seen a walking rat

If I play dumb, it's 100% strategic

a car and a crib, 2026.

Pretending you’re not rich

for your own sanity, let things be

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On today’s episode of being fake at work.

In the history of workweeks that started on a Tuesday, this has been the longest

2 weeks till pay day. Crime is the only way I will survive