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Ian Brown

@igb

XML apologist. Erlang enthusiast. Currently JVMs & Performance stuff at @Netflix. Previously JVMs & performative stuff at @Twitter. He/him.

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linkhttps://mastodon.hccp.org/@igb calendar_today09-09-2006 03:38:31

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As a guy who has had a private email ABOUT me between two Twitter executives leaked during the Twitter Files fiasco because the new owner of this site falsely believed in an insane conspiracy theory... let's just say I do not recommend giving this company your banking info.

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If anyone out there is writing a book about this particular era of the company, the title "Twitter History X" is just sitting there.

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i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain

i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain
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We’d only have to guillotine, like, one billionaire and then the rest of them would probably fall in line pretty quick.