"then here come Megan big booty ass" should not be this funny lol

starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind

Am I living beyond my means or am I manifesting more money?

This how Trump be every time he speaks on Charlie Kirk

not to brag but what a time to be childless😭

Porch Kitty “A loser can drag you down for decades” is such a fucking WORD.

This man is a generational communicator. I would not want to face off against him on any debate stage.

The fucking bars are so deep Like Srsly He is sweeping the floor with Cuomo’s body LMFAO

Mamdani: he he yes I did smoke pot tee hee Cuomo: absolutely not. that’s disgusting and disgraceful Silwa:

I love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did.

Condolences to anybody who just realized their friend was never really their friend. That’s a significant kind of heartbreak. Real ones know!

The ocean we all depend on for survivial no longer exists.

If they’re withholding SNAP benefits in November then there should be no Black Friday, no Christmas and shit no Thanksgiving too. Shut the holiday season down for one year. You don’t need that new flat screen tv.

"white people use racism to cope with their poverty and misery" is kind of a trite observation but sometimes it's that simple

Trayvon Martin was a lotta people's hard reset/radicalization point

Healed people become peacefully savage. They don't write paragraphs, they write you off.

I'm a leaver. I will LEAVE. Anything I don't like, I'm leaving. This goes for everything in life. I will literally walk away.

Don't make the mistake of being so understanding that u overlook the fact u were disrespected

Voting would’ve been a much easier task

Watch how the media uses language, Venezuela is displaying “defiance” for preparing its forces to defend their country — due two months of US bombing in the region targeting Venezuelans, and also murdering Colombians, Trinidadians, and potentially Ecuadorians in the crosshairs.