Lest we forget the true punk this holiday.

Formalities of familiarity

An exonerated exorcist

Obscuring an omnipotent octopus

Fuck a draft tweet every single passing thought

Good luck to all people working at bars and restaurants in the war tonight

Going into this bartending shift like I’m going into battle

Got the rough drafts for the cover my novel and I’m ecstatic

Fuck a main character moment I’m in my NPC era

I do not think there for I am not

Come to Matchbox tonight. I’m bored it’s slow and I’m supposed to be here for twelve hours. Come and entertain me please

Yeah so this is FUCKED. Henry Ford was literally awarded a golden Medal of Honor by Germany for his “humanitarian ideals” and Ford Motor company provided nazis with trucks. Sooooooooo just a blatant rewriting of history.

Keep your fingers crossed that my car passes this inspection so I can get to Austin by Friday

Thinking about getting a hand tattoo today

Not enough of you kept your fingers crossed

The funniest thing to me is that, out of all the rings I’ve bought, the one that has lasted the longest without being broken or lost is the one I traded a line of blow for at a party six years ago