Bitches be having 8 businesses, 34 birthday dinners to go to, a job, a dog, 4 plants, gotta go to the gym, go to therapy, go to the doctor, eat 3 meals a day, talk to our mama, get an oil change, wash our hair before our appointment and you think we tb A NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ?!

This new Dom is not dope, I fear. 🥴

A 20-year run. ⁦Spitta⁩ 🫡 music.apple.com/us/album/the-e…

Spitta and DZA have never missed

The Commanders helmets are fire.

Y’all love you a lil red bone or even swirl situation until she running for POTUS. Now y’all Marcus Garvey.

It’s 7am Wednesday.. 35 degrees.. ????

my therapist said to “release the need to know” and I need to know how to do that even.

Hey friend Big Block

Just realized today was 10/17, back in the day this date used to mean sum.

Never mind the whole idolatry thing huh

The Venn Diagram of people who say “Blacks” and those who like pumpkin pie is a perfect circle.

You ever get into an argument with ChatGPT or are you not a Virgo?

The way struggling to put on this duvet cover almost made me cry.. Fuck European flax and everybody who love ‘em!

Nooooo, Durkio, say it ain’t so..

That baby can’t even see in color yet, what is she doing??

Because you get 5x points on travel when you use your eligible Platinum card.

LFG Freddieeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Starting to make more sense

So I land in Tenerife and my driver says I look crazy, I must be Brazilian. I’m like no, I’m from US. Now he’s calling me Kamala and telling me he likes Trump because Trump is for bad people like nerds and bald guys like him. How slow does the car need to be for me to jump?