Hey guys. We put out a record. Download it illegally.

Huge thanks to Worthwhile and IHOW for making the trip to play last night. Great bands and good times. Give them a listen.

Also, if you enjoy local music and haven't listened to Attalus and a yet you're doing yourself a disservice.

If we were to get a tumblr would that make us a real band?

Are we scene enough? Or are most of you turned off by the fact that we haven't any vibrant hair coloring nor do we wear acid wash jeans?

Did anyone catch our set at Warped today?

Sludge.

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We would like to lend our thanks to @alkalinemediaco for putting up with our black fingernails and other related shenanigans.

Invest in your friends. Show them you love them before they are hardly an acquaintance - or something much worse.

Go out today and get the new o'brother record. They've done it yet again.

Empire Spinning #AndIAmDrawingDown on #NewNoiseRadio - tonight 9-1030 PM EST Tune in at cjam.ca and spread the word!

We're playing with 🌜, Empire, Beytullah TUNÇ, @IseliaNC, and Exalted on Sunday. Come to City Limits and make a fool of yourself.

We just got charged $90 for "deliberately throwing" a microphone tonight at city limits in Raleigh. Where are we going to have foam parties?

Here's a picture of our tour girlfriends since we haven't twittered in a while.

This Thursday (5/22) at 7:30 PM Southland Ballroom - @progressivelive presents He Is Legend w/ EYES & TEETH idealist CVLN

What if we became a Goo-Goo Dolls cover band but we dressed up as Jar-Jar Binks and called ourselves the Jar-Jar Dolls

Last night a kid did crack, did the mosh, and then asked for our autographs. We have peaked as a band.