“but real sex can be sexy” ok nobody is stopping you but let me have my magic dick

i love how unforgiving soy sauce is. cus u know immediately when you did too much with her

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

I think Toei loves adding those short scenes of them breathing heavily, and I’m not complaining

men should have curfews so women can go out at night

Sanji to Zoro or something

ace whenever luffy argues w him:

no shes right bc i was longlisted for the wattys at like age 12 LSJSJSKDKSK

It helps 🧘🏻‍♀️

There has never been a reason to explain Ebonics, AAVE, patois, whatever to white people. And yall still do it every time for what

It makes sense in my head #zosan #matchablossom

See this is what I wanna see when I go to the strip club lmao not a bitch dancing like Tina from Bob’s Burgers

people treating fanfics as sex education is wild to me like it's FICTION for a reason, it's supposed to be unrealistic 😭

Ravens cant possibly think they’re wining a superbowl with this slutty ass easy to fuck ass mad linkable ass defense

«Runeka/Zack» angry and gay 😭

Love it when i read Zosan fanfic in Sanji's pov and Sanji was like "i really really love Zoro, but i cant confess, i dont know if he feels the same way... :((((" Then we switch to Zoro's pov and he was like :

how bokuto sleeps knowing he bagged the akaashi keiji:

Just 20 likes...( Fanfiction)

shes so fab.. cant believe they got her on stage saying gang gang fried chicken gnarly