Honestly might buy a second Minecraft account just force people to play with me

If ur into mukbang videos let me help you find a therapist

I’m Zach and my talent is crowding the pan :(

Cool beans is no longer an authorized slang in my presence

Love how people take these urges that could be felt by anyone and then claim it for a particular group to divide us further from being one people

Y’all haven’t experienced mixed emotions til you sit down on the toilet and it’s nice and warm

I wish I didn’t love food 🙃

Eating is chill but I wish I wasn’t filling an emotional void with weinerschnitzel rn

I’m experiencing en passant irl

This joke is too sophisticated for most of y’all

It’s called tripping balls because if you’re on enough psychedelics everything gets super gay

Ok but really it’s actually called a cocktail?

I am a citizen of Roku city

Where u aiming #replytweet

Fr y’all ain’t 🅿️

Brockhampton breaking up deserves a celebration. maybe y’all will stop dressing like this now

Ready to slap the shit out of the next person who gets on the aux and plays folk music

If everyone bullied themselves the way I do the world would be a better place